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Monday, February 11, 2008

9 Words Women Use

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

6 comments:

V and Co. said...

love it so true!

Jen Stewart said...

Wow! someone really hit the nail on the head. Is there any nice way to make this into a Valentine for Lowell??

Kim said...

I think that you may need to reword it a little and take out the screw you comment to make it into a valentine. Maybe it could be made into a valentine poem of some kind?

Bonnie said...

Forget the Valentine this needs to be published in the NY Times, Sport Illustrated, The Family Handyman, REI Catalog, or into the script of a Budweiser commerical or a James Bond, Harry Potter or Bourne Movie...or Monday Night Football..where else will they see it! This is awesome, Kim!!!

Sally said...

VERY funny! I love it! I will be sending it to Tom...since I have said every one of those things!

Jenny said...

It's like you read my mind!