9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Monday, February 11, 2008
9 Words Women Use
Posted by Kim at 5:58 PM
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6 comments:
love it so true!
Wow! someone really hit the nail on the head. Is there any nice way to make this into a Valentine for Lowell??
I think that you may need to reword it a little and take out the screw you comment to make it into a valentine. Maybe it could be made into a valentine poem of some kind?
Forget the Valentine this needs to be published in the NY Times, Sport Illustrated, The Family Handyman, REI Catalog, or into the script of a Budweiser commerical or a James Bond, Harry Potter or Bourne Movie...or Monday Night Football..where else will they see it! This is awesome, Kim!!!
VERY funny! I love it! I will be sending it to Tom...since I have said every one of those things!
It's like you read my mind!
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